whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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