Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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