We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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