goodnight i made you a song goodbye
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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