Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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