She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
All I want is dick and wine.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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