What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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