using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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