Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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