I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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