you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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