We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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