FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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