im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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