He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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