real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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