I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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