Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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