Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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