Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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