he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
He has the fingertips of a God
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