Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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