Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
