fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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