Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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