We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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