I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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