omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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