I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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