She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
