I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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