Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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