the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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