He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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