i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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