once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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