I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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