A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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