Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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