i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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