Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i love accidental penises.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
