do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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