Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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