u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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