her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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