i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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