She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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