You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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