NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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