Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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