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(941): View more from Florida

I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie

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(217): View more from Illinois

Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery

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(205): View more from Alabama

Do you want the good news or bad news first?

(678): View more from Georgia

bad news

(205): View more from Alabama

The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.

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(917): View more from New York City

its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch

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(330): View more from Ohio

Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.

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(917): View more from New York City

about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well

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(641): View more from Iowa

she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...

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(501): View more from Arkansas

My liver needs me to go back to work asap.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.

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