It's Friday. Sex?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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