seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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